DELIGHTFUL SONGS on CD
Ashleigh Brilliant sings his own outrageous, and outrageously
clever, songs about the 1960s Hippie scene, American History,
and about feeding pussy-cats.
36 songs, 55 1/2 minutes. Price: $25 (includes shipping anywhere.)
ACRYLIC POT-SHOTS PLAQUES
Delightful messages in high-quality 5x5 inch acrylic frames. $10
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Brilliant Thoughts on CERAMIC MUGS
Pictures and Details
ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT'S MOST FAMOUS MESSAGE
"I MAY NOT BE TOTALLY PERFECT, BUT PARTS OF ME ARE EXCELLENT."
Red lettering on bright yellow crew-neck shirt. 100% cotton. Sizes:
Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large.
Price: $15 each.
As ILLUSTRATED on the cover of Brilliant
Thoughts Book #1
Attractive messages which will stick to your refrigerator,
and in your mind.
$5 each. SEE ILLUSTRATION
AND LIST OF AVAILABLE MESSAGES
MEET ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT
ON VIDEO TAPES
"DON'T LISTEN TO THEIR FOOLISHNESS -- LISTEN TO MINE."
Recorded live as Ashleigh accepts (no kidding) the Bragg Award
for Humanism in Entertainment and the Arts. Hilarious speech includes
a review of his incredible career, plus some favorite Pot-Shots,
and a performance of his unforgettable version of "The Stars
and Stripes Forever."
"I'M JUST MOVING CLOUDS TODAY -- TOMORROW I'LL TRY MOUNTAINS."
Ashleigh's gospel presented as a "sermon" from the pulpit
of All Souls Unitarian Church, Kansas City MO. The theme is supposedly
Faith, but it somehow gets into the subject of food, and climaxes
with Ashleigh's singing his famous pussy-cat feeding song, to
the tune of Offenbach's CAN-CAN.
"FREE SPEECH IN BEND AND BEYOND"
Ashleigh Brilliant speaks at Central Oregon Community College
in Bend, Oregon for the first time since 1965 when, as a young
professor, he was fired by that College in a famous free speech
controversy over "naughty words." The lecture includes
a reading of some of the original "Unpoemed Titles"
which were the very earliest form of what became Pot-Shots. After
receiving a standing ovation, Ashleigh answers questions from
the audience about his work.
PRICE: $30 PER TAPE.
Sassy stand-up dolls that really have something to say!.........................................just
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Make life a little softer for yourself or some special Other.
Elegant Pillows with Brilliant messages.................................................................................................................$35
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Here at last is a way to put some Brilliant Thoughts
in (or at least on) your head. Elegant "baseball"-type
caps, with a wonderful choice of sayings....................................$15
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The most Brilliant Thoughts in the most permanent and
attractive form, for an honored place on your wall. Laminated
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Plastic wallet-size cards with delightful Pot-Shots
Messages. A wide variety to choose from.
Only $2 each.
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DETAILS, AND LIST OF MESSAGES
What fun to turn a clever Pot-Shot into a piece of
embroidery which you can proudly display as your own work! Here's
everything you need to do just that. Available in two sizes. Large:
$12. Small: $7.
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DETAILS, AND LIST OF MESSAGES.
ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT'S "PICK-A-DILLY" 3-D GREETINGS
Attractive and unique -- a Pick-a-Dilly is a greeting card
with a heart-warming Pot-Shots message which you mail flat, and
the recipient, with a few folds, assembles into a charming little
"scene" or tableau which will probably brighten his
or her surroundings for years.. The cards come individually shrink-wrapped,
with envelope included........................Price: only $2 each.
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CHOICE POSTCARD BOOKS
(Special Made-To-Order Books of Pot-Shots Postcards)
You choose the cards. We put them together in your own customized
book. A great way to display and protect your favorite Pot-Shots.
Each plastic page holds two cards back to back. Cards are easily
removable and replaceable. You can have as many pages as you want.
(It's easy to make separate "volumes.") Price: 40 cents
per page. (Cards extra, 25 cents each).
POT-SHOTS GIFT CERTIFICATE--Redeemable for 50 cards.
Give your friends the pleasure of choosing their own Pot-Shot
cards. Attractively designed, with spaces for names of sender
and recipient. Comes with catalogue and order-form. At your request,
we'll fill in the names and send as you direct.
Price: $12.50 each
STANDS FOR DISPLAYING CARDS
Cute little stand-up
devices for giving prominence to a single Pot-Shot card. $10 each.
Having trouble getting somebody to write or call you? Try enclosing
one of these eye-catching strips (1x22 inches). When unfolded,
"IT'S BEEN S- O- O- O- - L-O- N- G SINCE I HEARD FROM YOU!"
50 cents each. 10 for $3. 100 for $20. 500 for $50.
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Own a piece of cartoon history! Every week, POT-SHOTS is sent
out as a syndicated panel feature to newspapers all over the country.
Each 21.5 x 28 cm "reproduction proof sheet" contains
six dated Pot-Shots panels (a week's supply). A limited number
of these sheets, dating from October 1984, to the present, is
now available, suitable for framing. Each sheet you purchase will
be personally autographed by Ashleigh Brilliant.
Requests for specific dates will be honored whenever possible.
Price: $10 per sheet. 3 sheets for $20.
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THE POT-SHOTS POSTER-MAKER
An exciting new display idea. Make your own posters from your
own favorite cards. 20 clear plastic pockets suspended from a
sturdy cardboard strip which has 3 reinforced metal eyelets for
hanging. Holds 20 cards facing one-way, or 40 back-to-back. Makes
an extremely attractive poster-type display on any wall or door.
Only $3 each.
EXTRA POT-SHOTS STARTER-CATALOGUES
Complete with sample cards, mailed by us to your friends. (Please
list addresses at bottom of order form, or on a separate sheet.)
Help spread the fun!
$2 per address.
TRANSLATED INTO RUSSIAN
Fun and useful for students, teachers, travellers, pen-pals. 24
different Pot-Shots postcards in English, with added Russian translation.
Selected messages emphasize thoughts and feelings we all share.
A great way to make friends across the culture-gap.
$6 per set.
BRILLIANT'S "HAIGHT-ASHBURY SONGBOOK."
33 Brilliant Hippie-scene song parodies. The original 1967 edition,
published during the legendary "Summer of Love." An
underground tabloid classic. Includes hippie-themed parodies of
"Jimmie Crack Corn," "Red RiverValley," "Home
on the Range," "Oh Susannah," and "American
the Beautiful." "Hilarious takeoffs." --
Herb Caen, San Francisco Chronicle. Price: $50.
Click here for ILLUSTRATION
BRILLIANT IN THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY (LP Record)
A rare mint copy of the original 1967 33 1/3 rpm LP Dorash
recording. In brand-new condition -- still in original shrink-wrap.
Songs and monologues recorded live in Golden Gate Park, San Francisco.
Contents include "Marry Juana," "The Girl I Left
in Berkeley," "There Is a Digger in the Town,"
and "The Intercourse Song." Price: $150
-- a Three-Act Play by Ashleigh Brilliant
A tragi-comedy on the theme of childlessness. Facsimile typescript
from the premiere production, Santa Barbara, 1985 (as described
in Brilliant Thoughts, book 5).
HERE TO ORDER ON-LINE
To order by phone toll-free call (800) 952-3879 access code 77
or use our print-out/mail-in order-form.
Mailing address: 117 W. Valerio St., Santa Barbara CA 93101 U.S.A.
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