|I'm not getting paid much for staying alive but it's good experience.
|I think Ill just sit here and wait till life gets easier.
|I'm writing to tell you I have nothing to say.
|I happened to see you passing through my life, so I thought Id love you.
|Are we still friends? Or don't you know either?
|Consider yourself thanked.
|If you can't keep in sight, at least keep in touch.
|Regardless of the date, Im glad you were born.
|I'm just moving clouds today - tomorrow Ill try mountains.
|If you're looking for a friend, Id like to apply.
|Please don't ask me what the score is - Im not even sure what game we're playing.
|When all else fails, eat!
|My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.
|I may not be easy to reach, but I may be worth it.
|Your illness license has expired: report back to health immediately.
|A large percentage of me likes a large percentage of you.
|I don't need a great deal of love, but I do need a steady supply.
|Appreciate me now and avoid the rush.
|Reports of my being alive and well have been grossly exaggerated.
|It would be nice to see you again - and again.
|Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
|Isn't it a nice coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time!
|All I want is a little more than Ill ever get.
|There's a hungry mailbox down the street - please feed it something for me.
|Why don't you write, and give me a chance not to reply?
|Thanks for being.
|Single-handedly, I have fought my way into this hopeless mess.
|To whom it may concern: you are a very special person.
|I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?
|I'm looking for the perfect pillow - I think it's somewhere near yours.
|I'm sorry for not communicating, but sometimes it's very hard to write on a moving planet.
|I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
|"Please reconsider - it's so hard to take ""go to hell"" for an answer."
|Any day is a good day to have a mother.
|I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.
|I feel much better, now that Ive given up hope.
|I, for one, am longing to feel your hot breath on my neck.
|To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and, whatever you hit, call it the target.
|Please don't tell me to relax - it's only my tension that's holding me together.
|I always know the right thing to say, after the right time to say it has passed.
|Somehow, in my busy life, I am finding time to miss you.
|Help improve my appearance - Im much better-looking when Ive been hugged.
|I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
|If God had approved of the metric system, he'd have given us ten fingers.
|We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.
|I have abandoned my search for truth, and am now looking for a good fantasy.
|Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
|Your smile is one of the great sights of the world.
|Life is an intolerable burden, which every living thing somehow manages to tolerate.
|Words ought not to be trusted - you can never be sure if they mean what they say.
|Please remain calm - it's no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.
|I want it clearly understood that Im totally confused.
|My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
|No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
|In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is - and you're what's left.
|You are there, and I am here, so one of us is obviously in the wrong place.
|What I like most about myself is that Im so understanding when I do something wrong.
|By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
|Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.
|Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
|Things are gradually falling into place - on top of me.
|My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.
|We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
|Inside every older person there's a younger person wondering what happened.
|Anybody who thinks I am strange ought to meet you.
|Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.
|Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.
|Look what Ive found! ... A moment to write to you.
|I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
|Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
|There's only one thing more beautiful than a beautiful dream, and that's a beautiful reality.
|If you can't say exactly how much you love me, try to make a rough estimate.
|Please ask your machine to get in touch with my machine.
|My life is already complicated enough, without trying to introduce organization into it.
|To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.
|I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.
|Most of my problems either have no answer, or else the answer is worse than the problem.
|Slavery and torture were outlawed long ago, but, for some reason, marriage is still legal.
|We couldn't have met in any previous life, because you are one experience Id surely never forget.
|If you postpone a pleasure long enough, it may melt, spoil, die, evaporate, or move away.
|Let's make it definite: Ill see you when I see you.
|All I want is a warm bed and a kind word, and unlimited power.
|Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.
|My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it's surprising how often they head in your direction.
|My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.
|One thing travel teaches is why living at home is so popular.
|Keep smiling! (but not so much that people begin to wonder if you are mentally unbalanced).
|Children who are born into happy families grow up speaking love as their native language.
|It's true Im getting older, but there are still many good hugs left in me.
|A good friend is worth pursuing - but why would a good friend be running away?
|Ready - aim - spend!
|Never fall in love with anybody you can't afford to lose.
|Sometimes I make a mental note, but then forget where I put it.
|No matter how many times I do my work, it never stays done for long.
|Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me.
|Think of me as someone who is very often thinking of you.
|It's hopeless! Tomorrow there'll be even more books I should have read than there are today.
|The longest distance in the world is always the one between you and me.
|Just because Im happy doesn't mean you couldn't make me happier.
|Correct me if Im wrong, at your own risk.
|Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.
|I have you, you have me: at least one of us is lucky.